As you know I have two children, and although I
make it look like I spend a lot of time with them
in my emails, the truth is I rarely see them.
All I do is work. I can’t even remember the last time
I took a nap, much less got a good night’s sleep.
I haven’t been to a movie in seven years and other
than a couple of the news programs, I don’t know
any of the names of modern tee-vee shows. Nor
do I know any of the actors.
I have never watched a single minute of a single episode
of The Apprentice – and The Donald and I are good friends.
Last time I was in Manhattan I was supposed to have lunch
with David Letterman and Eli Manning. I cancelled at the
last minute because I was working.
Can you imagine doing such a thing.
Well, I can. It’s been my M.O. for far too long. But all that
is going to change.
That’s why I’m now announcing my retirement from the Internet.
In short, I’m tired of working 24/7/365 without a rest.
I want a better life.
I want to take a nap, sleep at night and watch my kids learn
and grow. And if I don’t start now – when am I ever going
to make the change. My wife insists upon it and I agree
So today is the last email you will ever receive from me.
And in a couple hours I’m having my web-master close down
all of my websites.
Then I’m going to start a giant bonfire outside my fulfillment
house and begin burning everything I have ever written or
produced. Including every book, special report, course, DVD,
CD or newsletter. I’m burning all of it.
Once the bonfire is completed I’m going to move my family
to British Columbia. Once there I’m going to plant myself a
garden, then I’m gonna go huntin’ and fishin. Two things I
always had a hankering to do.
Then I’m going to take up golf, tennis, cross word puzzles
And then, after six months of the above, I’m going to something
I’ve always dreamt of, even from the time I was a little boy.
This might surprise you but I have an incredible singing voice; so
I’m going to start a rap group and go on a world tour. I already
have the title of my first CD – Fure-cat Rap. To make sure I get
quality time with my wife and kids, they’re going to be part of the
rap group, too.
Then I’m going to …
Actually, I ain’t retiring or doing anything of the sort. My kids would
never go for that – nor would my wife – nor would I.
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