I sees a message from a fellow Irishman, who describes his current state of conditioning as follows:
“I’m fat as fock and me joints are stiff as hell.”
He then asked: “Do you have a program I can pick up?”
“Are you in Tampa?” I replied.
“No, honey, I’m in Ireland.”
This is the kind of crap you have to deal with when you’re under the influence of an Irishman.
Step One: Cut down on the stiff drinks.
Step Two: Get ye buttocks to the gates of the Furey Faithful. Once you’re inside, I’ll show you how I quickly and easily eliminated aches and pains from my body, and how you may be able to do so as well. Perhaps even faster than I did.
And if you don’t believe my joints are loose, limber, flexible, pliable, agile and seemingly indestructible – then check out some of the videos I have up on Instagram – @mattfureysays
Once you’ve seen the overwhelming evidence of a mid-50’s butt-kicker, then you’ll understand why being a member of my Inner Circle is the smartest exercise in life-transformation you will EVER make.
P.S. This email contains 0% hype, 0% bombast and 100%-proof authenticity. Love me or hate me – me cares not. But helping you love and appreciate yourself in a physical sort of way, that’s what I’m all ab-out.